Rant0/10 stars: a review of my recent three-week hospital stay.
Unruly blood pressure, dramatic sinuses, and a checkout that kept getting rescheduled.
TRUE STORYSMALL READS. BIG EYEBROW RAISES.
The Rant Room.
Some thoughts don't need an essay.
They need a raised eyebrow and their own paragraph.
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RantThe referral olympics: a sport nobody trained for.
First your insurance, then your patience, then your will to fax.
RantThe waiting room is a time warp. Nobody warned me.
Time enters. Time does not exit. Science is baffled.
RantOne to ten? My pain does not do numbers.
The pain scale was designed by someone who has never met my pain.
RantA brief word with the reply-all button.
With great clicking power comes absolutely no discernible responsibility.
RantThe decorative pillow situation has gone too far.
A sofa should be somewhere to sit, not a puzzle you have to solve.
RantThe cookie banner would like a word. Several, actually.
I came to read one sentence. Apparently we need to negotiate first.
Rant“You don’t look sick” is not a diagnosis.
A field guide to comments that should come with a refund policy.